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Get in touchYou might feel sure that a horse is not a Flamingo, a Polar Bear, a Tomato, a Teapot, a pair of Bootlaces, a Taxidermist, a Rat Catcher or a Flea but you’d be wrong. Racehorse owners often give their horses bizarre names that would seem to make success impossible. Luckily, thoroughbreds are able to defy such handicaps. A Spaniel has won the Derby (1831), a Crow the St Leger (1976), a Butterfly the Oaks (1860) and, difficult to imagine, Oscar Wilde the Welsh National (1958). It’s bonkers. Bonkers won at Southwell in 2002. Over the centuries there have been hundreds of thousands of different names bestowed or inflicted on racehorses and in Fifty Shades Of Hay, David Ashforth has picked out a selection to baffle, surprise and amuse in equal measure.
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Here you’ll find helpful information to make this Christmas the best one yet, including the latest posting dates (physical products only) and opening dates/times. Please be aware that these dates include the time to process orders so we can ensure as many products as possible can be shipped in time for Christmas.
Christmas/New Year Opening Times :
We are closed between 5pm, Tuesday 24 December 2024 and 9am, Friday 27 December 2024 and; 5pm, Tuesday 29 December 2024 and 9am, Thursday 2 January 2024. Any Orders made between these dates will not be fulfilled until our return.
Processing time is currently 1-2 business working days from completed order.
Orders containing in-stock products, received before 12noon Monday to Friday, will be processed and dispatched on the same day. Orders containing in-stock products, after 12noon Monday to Friday, will be dispatch the next working day. All orders are fulfilled by Royal Mail.
Orders that contain pre-order products will be shipped separately at no extra cost to our UK-based customers. In-stock products will be shipped in-line with our delivery terms above. Pre-order products will be shipped on their individual release date, which is shown on the product page and directly underneath the ‘Pre-order’ button prior to purchase. You may receive shipping notifications for orders that contain pre-order products, but these notifications are only applicable to the in-stock items on the order. Any EU or International orders that contain pre-order and stocked products will be sent together once all products are released and ready to ship. For any help or support please contact us at shop@racingpost.com